| Q: How do you measure a His intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear! Q: What is Banta doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: Why did Banta stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said `concentrate`. Q: How do you keep him busy? A: Write `Please turn over` on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: Why can`t Banta make ice cubes? A: He always forget the recipe. Q: How did he try to kill the bird? A: He threw it off a cliff. Q: Why did he take his typewriter to the doctor ? A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period. |